Anddd finally my relationships with mac and pc are understandable…
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The Confusing Professor Flitwick
So yeah, I always wondered who in the world Professor Flitwick was in the Harry Potter movies. I saw the first and there was this old man with a very long beard that I believe might even match Dumbledore’s. And then, in the following films he isn’t there but there is this small man who has a moustache and a short hair cut that parts at the middle. I always wondered who the little man is. That is until I realized that he is supposed to be Professor Flitwick. What happened to the older version? What, the directors of the movie just felt a change? Sure the actor is still the same, which is Warwick Davis… but still… it is still confusing isn’t it?

Professor Flitwick (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Flitwick (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone)
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Poor Unfortunate Souls - Jonas Brothers
The Jonas Brothers’ version of the song Poor Unfortunate Souls which is sang by Ursula in Disney’s The Little Mermaid
Weasely’s wand causes devastation even with the most simplest spells. We would be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox,” said Snape curtly to Lockhart.
Harry and Sarah's Conversation from Love Actually
- (Imagine the conversationalists having english accents and it'll be funnier, although it was funnier on screen..)
- Harry: Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?
- Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what... two hours?
- Harry: And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
- Sarah: Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.
- Harry: I thought as much.
- Sarah: Do you think everybody knows?
- Harry: Yes.
- Sarah: Do you think Karl knows?
- Harry: Yes.
- Sarah: Oh, that is... that is bad news.
- Harry: Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.
- Sarah: Like what?
- Harry: Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
- Sarah: You know that?
- Harry: Yes, and so does Karl. Think about it, for all our sakes. It's Christmas.
- Sarah: Certainly. Excellent. Will do. Thanks, boss!
Conversation Between Harry(Alan Rickman) and Karen(Emma Thompson) from Love Actually
- Karen: Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?
- Harry: What position is that?
- Karen: Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...
- Harry: Oh, Karen...
- Karen: Would you wait around to find out...
- Parent: Good night!
- Karen: Night, night. Happy Christmas!
- [back to Harry]
- Karen: Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?
- Harry: Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool!
- Karen: [voice breaking] Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish, too!
Almost finished? What else can there be? Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?” asked Harry (Alan Rickman) sarcastically to Rufus (Rowan Atkinson) who was so taken to wrapping a single necklace.
Umbrella and Forgetfulness by agatha6911
Umbrella and Forgetfulness by agatha6911
I wanted to go to my neighbor’s house to hang out with a friend, but unfortunately as I went outside it didn’t take me a meer two seconds to notice that it was raining which caused me to scamper back inside the house.
“Crap, of all the days to rain it just have to rain now doesn’t it?” complained I to no one. “Now where did I put that bloody umbrella?” I said as I came looking all over the house for that stupid umbrella. It just has to be lost of all days this day.
As I looked under the sofa, I saw a book. It was one of my favorites and I’ve lost it for a year and I was extremely upset about it. So I sat down on the sofa and finished that book with a single sitting. Now I have to look for that umbrella again… I looked inside the refrigerator and found a slice of cheesecake. I ate it happily for my sweet tooth sure was up for it.
Again, after a while I thought that it was time to look for that umbrella again… now with no breaks. As I walked around the house my eyes fell upon a small bit of metal black behind the coat pole. As I took it it was unfortunately not my umbrella but was my old baseball bat, I looked at it for sometime reminiscing the old good times I played with it. I left it there where I found it and made a mental note to get it once I found my umbrella.
As I walked around I saw my homework being eaten by the cat, I tried to pull the piece of paper out of the cat’s mouth but it held on it with its life and the paper snapped into two much to its pleasure as it swallowed the last of the half of my perfect and neat homework. I groaned and said to myself, “Oh why does these things always happen to me? I can’t tell the teacher that my cat ate my homework.. that’s one of the oldest ones in the book!”
I lectured the cat for a while but gave up as it gave me a look the seems to be the stop-talking-I-don’t-understand-a-word-you’re-saying-so-stop-making-a-fool-out-of-yourself look.
I vowed to redo that assignment once I visited my friend’s house. As I walked around, I saw my favorite pillow and I sat on the floor and hugged it. Some moments later I fell asleep and was woken up by that bloody cat. I quickly got up and saw the time.. it was already 6 pm!
I rushed to find that umbrella and when I finally gave up to just go into the heavy rain as I approached the door, there I saw it. The umbrella was just hanging on the doorknob of the back of the door! I mentally curse myself for that. And when I opened my umbrella to go outside I noticed that it stopped raining. I grumbled and kicked myself mentally and threw the umbrella back into the house. I went to my friend’s house and knocked at least I think 10 times was it? Then somebody came by the street to tell me that nobody was inside that house since yesterday for they went to a vacation. Again I kicked myself mentally and as I was about to leave the doorstep of my friend’s house I haven’t noticed that the rain started to pour hard once again. I grumbled to myself and just sat down on that doorstep thinking about how I should have brought that umbrella and of how that umbrella wasted my day.
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Womanizer - Britney Spears
To be telling the truth, I just heard this song last Saturday. I didn’t even know that this song existed and then I asked my cousin if she knows this song and she says its old. Haha… I guess I am really behind with all those music stuff.
Severus Snape - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
This is what I imagined Alan Rickman to look like until now as Snape since he is supposed to be the same age as Lupin, Sirius, James, and the others but in real life he is older than them by 12 - 20 years. This pic was taken sometime during 1999-2000. Well, let’s say that James and Lily had Harry when they were below 20 and then that means that when Harry’s 17 they ought to be about 37… but Snape looks more of 50 to me and still, in real life he’s already in his sixties.
